We started with a small boast that we are among the best parks departments in the world. The Town of Avon took offense and felt the need to up the stakes, claiming that they are the best parks department in the galaxy. Naturally, we had to defend ourselves, asserting our spot as best parks department in the universe, to which Avon responded with this.
So……our widely renowned assistant superintendent who, as we all recall, is hilarious and smart and dashingly handsome, spent another late night of his own time, defending our honor, as any good leader would do. These are our stories. DUN-DUN!!
(Dang it! The Law & Order mash-up again?! Seriously!! Who’s in charge of this project?!)